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ABSOLUTE ZERO. It's the coolest.

Mon Nov 16, 2009, 5:36 AM
  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Mmm, sweet lemonade...
  • Reading: Sticks and Stones. Tis very sad ;^;
  • Playing: Mass Effect
  • Drinking: H to the O, dawg.
-273.15°C
Even cooler than Miles Davis.

Butbutbut, my journal skin is NOT sponsored by Ninja+Assassin! D:
In Theaters November 25th. Rated R for excessive sushi consumption and tiny penises. I actually have no idea what it's about, but that was my educated guess.

Speaking of rice, I can safely say, I will not have to do Plain Ol' Chemistry EVER AGAIN. You have no idea how happy this makes me, so to express my glee I have made it my mission to abolish Plain Ol' Chemistry worldwide. Join me or I'll rape you with a spoon previously used to eat chocolate pie. The kind with meringue on the top. Nyom nyom nyom, I hope it gets infected. *glare*
So, those of you who are now my sweet, sweet bitches (ie, not dead by spoon raep), please write a formal letter resigning yourself to me so I can distract Buddha with your impressive grammar while I rub his belly.

[link] ... Wait, what? OHGOD! It's worse than Caramell Dansen.

Two exams to go... and then... I don't know what will happen. Maybe the zombie apocalypse, or something. *headdesk* Hopefully that'll give me an excuse to stay inside, but I'm not expecting such a luxury. Freakin' zombies.


This journal was based on the novel Finnegan's Wake by James Joyce.
High five if you got that. Horse pop, anyone?


Have a pheasant plucking day, my dears! :heart:

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Hi, I'm crazy... and strangely literate for a teenager, so if you're here to be awesome, prepare to accept the consequences; I'll probably love you in an intelligent/slightly mental sort of way.
I'm currently running a DA Domination: Army Spawning program, so if you'd like to be a part of that just drop me a line. With candy on it, please.

So... this is pretty much the part where I smite you.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Perth, Australia (and/or Your Closet)
  • Interests: ... Just about everything, I suppose. Anyone want to add a fandom?
  • Favourite movie: Lord of the Rings, Advent Children, V for Vendetta, Transformers, etc, etc, etc...
  • Favourite band or musician: Klaxons, Breaking Benjamin, Secondhand Serenade, etc, etc...
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything but rap, plz.
  • Favourite artist: Adele Sessler, Gwyllion, Hope Hoover, Alan Lee, John Howe
  • Favourite poet or writer: JRR Tolkien, Edgar Alan Poe and Mark d'Lacey
  • Favourite style of art: e_e Ask me again when I know the answer.
  • Operating System: Oh, it broke because it's a Mac.
  • MP3 player of choice: ... iPod? A red one, plz.
  • Shell of choice: Mmm shellllls... good source of calcium, yes... no?
  • Wallpaper of choice: Urh, Gunter, Wolfie, Seph or Gen. Maybe Angeal.
  • Favourite game: Mass Effect, Halo 3, Crisis Core, blah blah blah 8D
  • Favourite cartoon character: Is Seph a cartoon?
  • Personal Quote: If your heart was REALLY broken ♥ you'd be dead. So shut up.
  • Tools of the Trade: Sugar and pencils.

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:iconmaximumtherenoxd:
~MaximumtheRenoXD 1 day 11 hours ago
heya, have u recieved my posticard yet :3
:icontarisaralonde:
=TariSaralonde 22 hours 47 minutes ago
*runs to letterbox*

No. >':

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I am Tarí Saralondë, Ultra Mega Queen of Vegemite and All She Surveys :evillaugh:

International Perverted Thoughts Day - April 8th. Write it down, people.

Sexy avatar by *BGArts. :heart:
:iconmaximumtherenoxd:
~MaximumtheRenoXD 15 hours 59 minutes ago
oh wtf, r u serious XD, that is soooo not cool
:icontarisaralonde:
=TariSaralonde 15 hours 56 minutes ago
I reckon! I sent my friends in the US a package the day before you sent the postcard, and they've already got it. XD

Australian post = the sucks.

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I am Tarí Saralondë, Ultra Mega Queen of Vegemite and All She Surveys :evillaugh:

International Perverted Thoughts Day - April 8th. Write it down, people.

Sexy avatar by *BGArts. :heart:
:iconmaximumtherenoxd:
~MaximumtheRenoXD 15 hours 39 minutes ago
well thats bullcrap, i spose i will just tell u bout my holidayze :3, PSSSSSST, come onto MSN to talk to me plz or call ^^
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:iconlordofpaperclips:
~lordofpaperclips 6 days 20 hours ago
thank you for that generous favourite Madame Hungry

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Roxas puppeh rules ~<3 Woof >D
:icontarisaralonde:
=TariSaralonde 6 days 18 hours ago
You are welcome... Sir... Puppy.

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I am Tarí Saralondë, Ultra Mega Queen of Vegemite and All She Surveys :evillaugh:

International Perverted Thoughts Day - April 8th. Write it down, people.

Sexy avatar by *BGArts. :heart:
:iconmaximumtherenoxd:
~MaximumtheRenoXD Nov 11, 2009, 4:13:22 PM
your postcard will be sent this afternoon ^^ or tomorrow, depending on when I can get to the box
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