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You see what I did there? Man, I'm funny.
Okay, I'm sorry about the inbox spamming, but that last journal was a tad egotistic, and I wanted to get it out of the way.

WHY DON'T I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA, ANYMORE?! WHY?! *grumble* Yaoi Con and everything...

Uh, I went to Brüno with Naz and Ryan , and all I have to say is: don't go see that movie. Don't do it. Whenever I peeked over at Naz, she had her hand poised at the side of her chin, ready to slap it over her face if necessary.
My hands, however, hardly ever left my eyes, and I'm generally pretty good with suspicious... content.
Honestly, it's the most horrible movie I've ever seen. Worse than A Clockwork Orange. Sure, some bits were funny, but it was the type of humour you'd find in Happy Tree Friends; you laugh, but you're close to crying at the same time. I'm sure you know how it is. e_e
One of the most disturbing parts of the movie (that we saw) was a snippet of about 20 seconds of nothing but male genitals swinging around of their own accord, to which Naz can attest.
So yeah. We ended up walking out of the movie to avoid permanent scarring. Then we got KFC with Sephy and all was well. Om nom nom.

That's... pretty much all that's on my mind at the moment, which isn't surprising. *groan*

Pheasant plucking day, my loves!
*cookie toss*

Edit
Oh my God... I'm so thick. I just got why they called the show "Californication". I thought it up myself, and then I was like, "Hee hee! Wait... waaaaait... dammit!"
*headdesk* Epic fail.

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Army for DA Domination: Status Report
Heavily Impregnated: ,
Impregnated: , , , , - Pegasus Dante Ezekiel, - Roberto, , , , , , ,
Impregnated... again:
Under Surveillance: , ,
Spawned/Adopted: Frodo Jim Ezekiel Nero Hewley, Nigel Harrison Pegasus Hewley, Ruse Valen, Kuromajutsu Hawkins, Leopold Hinkley-Haynes, Theodore Hinkley-Haynes, Bartholemew Hinkley-Haynes